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Halp Wanted: Educational Lap Dance?

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Can we get a moment of silence for a fool who clearly needs to stop watching that Mimi Faust sex tape and old Beyonce videos?

Heads down and lips pursed for a middle-school teacher who reportedly gave a lap dance to a male student for his birthday.  And it’s supposedly on video.

**waits as tumbleweeds roll through the newly quiet room**

I have been reading stories that suggest today’s teens are dumber because of trends like beezing and funeral selfies.  Today’s “Halp Wanted” proves adults are dumber, too.

From the story on KTRK:

According to court documents, a 15-year-old student entered the classroom and said it was his birthday. He said the other students encouraged him to sit in a chair at the front of the room, where Smith allegedly performed a full contact lap dance to music, lasting about four minutes. The boy described to Aldine ISD police touching that occurred between the two. The dance reportedly ended with Smith hugging the boy and telling him, “I love you baby, happy birthday.”

Watch and squirm.