The Only Thing To Buy From Goop x Netaporter Collaboration

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 13: Beyonce and Gwyneth Paltrow attends The 53rd Annual GRAMMY Awards held at Staples Center on February 13, 2011 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)

Beyonce would approve. 

The only piece worth buying from the Goop x Netaporter collaboration is a pair of pajamas. If we have learned anything from Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop philosophy it is the allure of lounging and vaginal spa treatments. Everything else from the collection is overpriced items that need to be on sale at Target.

Cuddling me in Japanese threaded pajamas.

Call it a Mother’s Day shopping conspiracy theory! The pajamas are lightweight, made with Japanese cotton, and the flannel top can easily be worn with jeans.


Retail $225 via

And this just in apparently, Goop will be turned into a glossy thanks to Anna Wintour.

Anna Wintour told WWD:

 “I’ve long known Gwyneth to have wonderful taste and vision — but with Goop she has built something remarkable, a thoroughly modern take on how we live today. Goop and Condé Nast are natural partners and I’m excited she’s bringing her point of view to the company. We all look forward to working with her and her team.”

But don’t burn your bras just yet ladies, take everything from goop like a grain of salt.