‘RHOA’ Recap: All Tea, All Shade

Is anyone else puzzled by Porsha’s presence on this season of Real Housewives of Atlanta?

She’s not a legit housewife, as she’s been replaced by newcomer/radio personality Claudia Jordan.

Yet, it seemed as though Porsha got more screen time than anyone else in this week’s episode.

For starters, Porsha is filling NeNe in on what she missed while she’s in Vegas, saying Cynthia “started out as Little NeNe and now she’s baby Kenya.”


Cynthia, however, claims she couldn’t care less about Porsha and says the former housewife “moved into the penthouse of NeNe’s ass.”

Side note: What exactly makes NeNe the Queen Bee in ATL? Can’t we all just get along?!

Later, Porsha is hanging out with Kandi when Phaedra joins the group. Kandi tells Phaedra all about Cynthia’s party, Apollo and his apologies–which is all news to Phaedra. She admits she owes Kenya an apology.

But apparently NeNe doesn’t agree because it’s not like Kenya isn’t exactly a saint.

Meanwhile, Apollo pays a visit to Randy Kessler aka the only divorce lawyer in all of Atlanta. I mean geesh, is he one everyone’s speed dial? Apollo says he loves his wife, but despises everything about her.

Dang, Apollo, tell us how you really feel.

Toward the end of the episode, Cynthia and Porsha meet for lunch, but Porsha is an hour late, which is extremely disrespectful, in my opinion. As my dad always told me: “To be early is to be on time, to be on time is to be late and to be late is unacceptable.”

Looks like Porsha didn’t get that memo.

Meanwhile, the ladies have it out for one another–name-calling and claiming one said this and the other said that. Cynthia eventually gets up and leaves. She is NOT here for it!