‘America’s First Family’ According to Cosmo…

Cosmopolitan Magazine chose to celebrate its upcoming 50th birthday with the Kardashian and Jenner clan as its November cover stars.

No problem.

However, the text that accompanies the images of Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie and Kris is a problem. The Interwebs are buzzing with dismissal and a series of #BishWhere’s?!

Fix your eyes on the below:


Woohoo! The Kardashian’s taught all of their “Dash Dolls” how to serve face in the right lighting for a social media selfie, they’ve endorsed various cosmetic brands, make tons of money and dote on each other as families tend to do.

Inside, Ryan Seacrest adds his two cents, praising the family for their tight unit and ability to deal with public scrutiny.

As for the sake of humanity? I’ll wait.

Bottom line, Cosmopolitan completely disrespected America’s REAL FIRST FAMILY:

Not that POTUS and FLOTUS are putting any energy toward this nonsense. I mean with President Obama running the world, First Lady Obama heading multiple societal campaigns in addition to being a mother and wife, and Sasha and Malia carving their paths of aspiration and success… psst this is probably a brisk “dirt off your shoulder” moment.