No Way! Red Lobster’s New Takeout Option Includes Lip Balm


This is their first beauty product. 

Everyone who has been to Red Lobster knows that the cheddar biscuits are the most noteworthy bit of the meal. Maybe it’s because they are unlimited, or maybe it’s because they’re absolutely the tastiest. As Beyonce said, “When he fuck me good, I take his ass to Red Lobster.”  The complimentary dish has now reached its 25th year anniversary, and Refinery29 has reported that the restaurant has announced releasing a lip balm of the flavor.

The lip balm is only available for a limited time as a promotion of this restaurant landmark. The chain will be running a contest giveaway to discover who will get this enviable lip balm. Who doesn’t want cheese biscuits on their lips whenever they want? The giveaway bag will also include T-shirts, magnets, and foam cheddar biscuits which unfortunately won’t be edible. You can get a chance to win the pseudo Red Lobster takeout experience by signing up for Red Lobster’s Fresh Catch Club by 5 p.m. on May 8. Two hundred and fifty Fresh Catch Club members will receive the goodie bag will all the treats to offer.